i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
25. forever in love with the ocean. 12/31/17. 08/24/2017 - Taylor Swift followed me. i really just wanna go to disney.
i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
this reads like a john mulaney bit
2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point
I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood
We’re laying in her bed both incredibly hungover. She has a passing out and puke-inducing migraine and I’m so shaky, dizzy, and nauseous that I can’t stand
Then she goes: “I know this isnt the best timing but theres something I really wanna talk to you about”
My stomach drops because I assume the worst. I assume shes gonna end what we have or that she did something
I open my eyes to look at her and say “okay”
She opens hers and looks backs at me with the most dazzling green eyes and asks “Will you be my girlfriend?”