@taylorswift i think my new favorite thing that you’ve ever done is when you acted so shocked and surprised and amazed that your stage is bigger than a 767 and then proceeded to ask what a 767 is
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Spider plant, spider plant
Does some things that spiders can’t.
Clones itself in a pot
Makes the air fresh when it’s not.
I’m… gonna steal this spider plant.
Spider plant, spider plant.
Friendly cubicle spider plant.
Kinda like Fieri’s hair
But takes formaldehyde from the air.
Look out, i stole a spider plant.
The microwaves been beeping for the last six minutes.
I open it and it keeps going. I close it and it keeps going.
Beep beep beep, to no one’s delight but its own.
I turn my back and it stops. As if it wants an audience. Or demands.
If I was not late for my swimming lesson I might amuse it.
Beep on, I resign, beep on. Who am I to deny you your song?
For my own is too often quelled and silenced and beaten back.
Your one note is dull, but it is your own.
My many notes are full, but are overthrown.